I am puke
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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