you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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