Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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