Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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