I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
But theres a keg here and me gusta
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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