have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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