Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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