Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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