Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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