what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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