Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I love you.
Bad choice
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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