i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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