Whod you bang
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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