school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i drank out of a bidet.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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