I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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