it was like his penis was on wheels.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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