I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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