You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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