when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can Purell be used as lube?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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