How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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