Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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