Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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