Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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