you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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