dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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