Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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