Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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