whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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