I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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