Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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