Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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