Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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