you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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