just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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