Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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