people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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