Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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