You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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