Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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