yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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