AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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