Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Damn victory sex feels great
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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