so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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