Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I AM VODKA MAN
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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