Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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