Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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