no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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