North Korea, Best Korea!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
