so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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