She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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