So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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