Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
They took my balls.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
