I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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