I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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