yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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