we're blogging at a bar
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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